@madpilot makes

I have given facebook a chance – longer than most web apps. Hell, so many of my peers use it, surely I just haven’t had that gotcha moment that will make me become addicted it. Nope. Sorry. I still don’t see the point – oh, other than allowing people to spam their friends with pointless “applications”.

So it is today that I bid you adieu. It’s been a gas.

RIP.

Edit: Fix typos – thanks to all that pointed them out :P